Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
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