Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
Randomize
