you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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