: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Randomize
