McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
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