"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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