Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
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