Just fell off a train. Bad.
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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