Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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