My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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