this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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