the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
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