I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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