Well apparently he's into motor boating.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
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