That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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