She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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