it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
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