Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
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