hell yes lets make some ravioli
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
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