I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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