we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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