Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
She needs sedatives and a leash
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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