On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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