my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
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