Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I don't want my vagina anymore.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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