We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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