The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
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