He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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