Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
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