She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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