I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
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