She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
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