At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
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