About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
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