Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
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