so explain again why im purple
no
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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