when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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