Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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