I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
And then he peed in my hair
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