Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
My penis needs a shock collar
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
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