hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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