The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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