So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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