Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
my shit smells like andre
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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