I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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