You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
Randomize
