I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
where are my eyebrows?
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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