do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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