Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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