im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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