What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
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Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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