Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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