Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
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